Too Old for This Shit

 So I did this last week:

#pinkhairdontcare

Never mind that I asked for this, minus the vacant expression, of course.

While was sitting in the salon chair having my hair turned magenta, the stylists and another customer were discussing Victoria's Secret Pink clothes, and their opinion was that if you have a 12-year-old daughter, SHE should be wearing Pink, not you, because you're too old.

Clearly, I didn't have much to add to the discussion because, well, I was having my hair turned pink, as if I were in middle school. 

But as I've said before, the lovely thing about being too old to have pink hair is that I'm also too old to have anyone tell me how I'm allowed to wear my hair.